Smart People Know When Their Dog Has A Tumor

Soo today, ( Actually yesterday, but today sounds better for the sake of this blog) I took my dog to the vet.
A few weeks agoI noticed a lump on his chest. It was quite small, and soft, but you could definatly feel a lump there. I thought we'd better get it checked up. I wasn't too worried, but I thought about it some more, and thought, what could it be? The only logical explaination for it was that it was a tumor!
On the examination table, I showed the vet the lump. He took a look at it, felt around a bit, leaned back and sighed.
"Ahh. Dont worry. its just a lump of fat!"

Fat???

"Yeah." He continued. "Some Labrodors get lumps that are the size of a fist!" And he put his fist in my face to show me.

In the end, I was relieved. But seriously.. Lump of fat??

-facepalm-